“We’re all mad here” So who the hell is Mad Ramblings and why should you or anyone else give a rats ass? Well, I'm simply myself and not all that well equipped to do so. I am half of the writing duo of Dark McKlug. You may wish to check out some of our musings on Amazon, like "I tried to write a poem." I am also a writer for The Haven and Writer's Blokke here on Medium. Everything that I write by myself or as the other half of Dark McKlug is pure comedic gold. However, until I can convince the rest of the world of this, I'll have to continue on with my day job of artificially inseminating badgers.