Wiener dogs of course. I’m not sure when it all started, but we may be powerless to stop it. These clever puppet masters have been diligent at controlling our every thought, action, and emotion. Were these heinous creatures responsible for the fall of Rome? The kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby…

How I made blah blah blah on Medium. Don’t waste your time with original content at least not here. You have to give the public what they want. So what does the public want? I’ll list a few examples of the patterns that I have seen that seem to be…

I’m not talking about your dining room table. It’s time to rock the boat. It’s time to upset the status quo. Here are some examples of what we could do. I’m going to take a bag of my poo and throw it at the monkeys at the zoo. Yep, I’ve…

One man’s tale of personal triumph over insurmountable odds! Maybe, that’s a little of an overstatement, but it certainly does sound good. It also makes me feel better about myself so I’m keeping it. Our story begins… It was many years ago actually when this happened. To say it was…

When Mother Nature calls the shots. It’s cold here folks. I’m not a fan of the Winter. We have had very mild Winter’s here for the past several years now. We probably haven’t had a real Winter in about 7 or 8 years now. I am okay with that. The…

It’s really starting to piss me off… So if you’re watching these commercials for these stationary exercise bikes (also known as fake bicycles) it demonstrates that by buying one your name is now somehow changed to Peloton. Is there a legal document that you are required to sign at the…

exposing people’s annoying bullshit Money can’t buy happiness. That’s what we’ve all been told over and over again isn’t it? I wonder what multi-millionaire coined that phrased to pacify the groundlings so they wouldn’t light the torches and sharpen the pitchforks? Although, it could have been a poor delusional soul…

breathing new life into your old material How many articles have you posted to Medium and other places that haven’t been as well received as you thought that they should? Why didn’t it receive the attention and acclamation that your other writings did? Was it your title? …

or… Raisin hell! He was such a happy child… I’m not a fan of fruits or vegetables. I don’t like them and they don’t like me. I’ve never cared for their attitudes. The whole “ We all taste like rank dog shit, but we’re good for you so… CONSUME US!”…